I found him at the rubbish depot in my neighborhood, sitting alone in the corner of the lot.
He was soggy and huge.
The depot manager told me he’d been putting off taking him to the tip.
“I feel like putting some tinsel on him and sitting him in the back of the truck on the way, with a sign that reads: WILL ANYONE TAKE THIS BEAR HOME FOR CHRISTMAS?”
subincontinentia 
bear abuse … let’s stamp it out. Together we are stronger Goldilocks!
He’s all yours if you want him….
…he looks to have quite an appetite. If I took him home for sure I’d have to hide the porridge.