Singing from the same memo


Looks like we have a nice ol’ sing a long going here. I’d like to see them all line dancing. Or perhaps the goose-step?

Canada apparently hasn’t got the memo yet, Biden probably got it but forgot what it said. He’s also understandably busy trying to hold the Union together. Germany, Austria, Greece and Italy still ploughing ahead with plans for forced jabs, fines and throwing hate and general schadenfreude on the unvaccinated. New Zealand quietly jumped the pack last November. Everyone’s still pissed at Jacinda for being the class pet. They say it’s hard to beat a Hawke’s Bay Braeburn.

In Australia, they’re too busy trying to get their tennis game tickets back and Northern Territories governor Michael Gunner is holding things up trying to negotiate a clause with Scott Morrison whereby he can first personally take out some unvaccinated people with his own personalized light saber. Spain said they’ll do it tomorrow. Thailand wasn’t invited to the memo party but complied anyway just to be polite. China turning into a medical tyranny version of The Handmaid’s Tale. Nothing terribly dramatic going on in India. Africa doing fine, even SA. Russia ramping up controls while eyeing up the Ukraine. Israel, now on the 4th shot, is too busy sticking needles in arms to read memos. Belgium too busy dressing up the stormtroopers for Saturday’s massive demonstration. Central and South America defo NOT in the club continuing to crack down as Omicron surges, but let’s keep a close eye….

Maybe everyone was like, “Okay, we’ll go a couple of days after the Danish story and then you guys go. If we go all at once, someone might find it suspicious.” Nods all round. (p.s. Yes, they think we’re that stupid).

The rest either aren’t in the club or will catch up soon.

The word underlined on the memo, I’m guessing, was EASES as in ‘Boris Johnson eases himself into a warm bath knowing he followed the memo to the ‘t’ and would be duly rewarded with a slice of Klaus Schwab’s homemade strudel’.

DENMARK

Denmark eases coronavirus restrictions

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/denmark-eases-coronavirus-restrictions-cases-hit-new-record-2022-01-17/

FINLAND

Finland to begin easing covid-19 restrictions

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/finland-begin-easing-covid-19-restrictions-prime-minister-says-2022-01-18/

FRANCE

France to unveil timetable for easing of covid restrictions

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/france-unveil-timetable-easing-covid-restrictions-2022-01-20/

IRELAND

Ireland expected to relax restrictions on covid-19 close contacts

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ireland-expected-relax-restrictions-covid-19-close-contacts-2022-01-11/

THE NETHERLANDS

New Dutch government expected to ease month-long covid-19 lockdown

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/new-dutch-government-expected-ease-month-long-covid-19-lockdown-2022-01-14/

PORTUGAL

Portugal eases covid-19 rules

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/portugal-eases-covid-19-rules-infections-soar-hospitalisations-still-low-2022-01-06/

SWEDEN

Sweden scraps demands for negative covid test to enter country

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/sweden-scraps-demand-negative-covid-test-enter-country-2022-01-18/

THAILAND

Thailand to lower covid-19 alert and ease curbs

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/thailand-lower-covid-19-alert-ease-curbs-infections-slow-2022-01-18/

UNITED KINGDOM

Betting omicron has peaked British PM Johnson set to lift covid rules

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/betting-omicron-has-peaked-british-pm-johnson-set-lift-covid-rules-2022-01-19/

About subincontinentia

writer and eternal optimist
This entry was posted in epoche. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s